Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
