As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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