butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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