i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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