I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Randomize
