but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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