I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
