Dual....:-)
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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