if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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