Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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