Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
