So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
third nipple confirmed
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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