oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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