she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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