We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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