Kiss
Puke
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
dude. I can hear the air.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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