we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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