She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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