i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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