xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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