People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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