I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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