where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
