Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
