You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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