yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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