So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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