from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm just crazy horny about you
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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