It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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