i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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