So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do herpes really smell.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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