spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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