Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
