so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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