Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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