no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He better not be in your backpack
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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