Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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