I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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