Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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