Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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