is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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