I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Someone came in the potted fern
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
