If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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