the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he puts the penis in happiness.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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