My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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