I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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