i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How does it feel to date your dad?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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