it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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