I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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