The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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