You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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