Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So much rum. So many feels.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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