Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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